combee:

i don’t want just anyone. i want someone who will marathon my favorite tv shows and spoon :) i want someone who will stay in with takeout and then touch my butt :) i want someone who will allow me to feed on their life force so that i may transcend the human form and mesh with the essence of itself :) 

lady-dixon:

Nicki Minaj is actually one of my favorite people.

I watched like 5 minutes of American Idol, and this kid was….not so good. While everyone else was laughing at him, she comforted him, told him to come to the desk and held his hand as she told him that even though singing might not be his forte, he could do so much because he’s young and full of life. And has a lot of guts going on the show. Then she gave him a hug.

Seriously I don’t understand how people hate her????

parents: please stop listening to the Delfino Plaza theme

batreaux:

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